Homeward Bound

Well, the day has finally come. Today is my last day in Mexico. I spent a little more than 10 weeks here, and I can definitely say that it wasn't enough. At the beginning of my trip I had planned on visiting Guatemala and Nicaragua also, but I ended up enjoying every place I visited in Mexico so much that I stayed much longer than I intended. And I still didn't get to see everything I wanted to see. But there's always the next trip! I really am going to miss traveling. I'm going to miss the food, the music, the adventure. I'm going to miss not knowing where I might end up the next day. I'm going to miss that feeling of arriving in a new place and knowing nothing about it, except that I am eager to explore. But most of all I'm going to miss the people. Locals and other travelers alike have been the real highlight of my trip. For me, one of the blessings of traveling is realizing that wherever you go in this life, people are all the same. I've made some really great friends in this trip, some in the least likely of places. Some I never even knew their names.

Rinus Hartsujker, wherever you are... good luck with all those troubled teens. Roan and Jens, what can I say, except: Lucha Libre and the golden lustre of the Dorado! In Guadalajara, Mike and Claudia were my cohorts in the tequila tour. Emilia, you know how much I appreciate everything you and your family has done for me. My stays in Baja wouldn't have been the same without all of you. And I can't forget to mention Tim from El Patron who was something of a mix of an older brother and a cool uncle to me. And Nate and Matthew, when I started this trip I never imagined our paths would cross, but it was awesome to spend time with you guys as always. In Guanajuato, I'll always have my "otra familia" with Sra. Hernandez, Hugo, Cynthia, Juan, Dafne and Osvaldo. Not to mention my friends from the school, Jeff, Katy and Laurie. I still owe you one Jeff, and I'll pay you back even if I have to fly out to Salem. Laurie and I met up again in Oaxaca and she showed me around a bit, including taking me to a Mexican League baseball game. Good times. In Chiapas, I grouped up with Mauro from Switzerland and Kayo from Japan on our jungle trek. They both humbled me with their deft spanish speaking skills. In Morelia, Patzcuaro and later Mexico City I crossed paths with Trevor, a medical student from Tennessee. We were able to enjoy a cool evening of live music in Patzcuaro with a local trobador. In Paracho, I sampled some hand made guitars with a cool fellow from Australia. I never got his name. And finally, I spent my last evening in Mexico City hanging out with a firecracker named Yesbelin, from Venezuela, who swears there are 6 girls for every guy in Venezuela. I wonder if I can change my return flight from Chicago to Caracas??

Although they may not always appear in the blog or the pictures, these are the real stories behind my trip. Meeting all these people is what makes it possible to bear being so long away from friends and family. But they are more than surrogates for the people I miss; some become good friends in their own right, and the rest make up the beautiful collage of memories that I will always have of my time in Mexico.

Chocolate and Civil Unrest in Oaxaca

It was sort of a last minute decision to head to Oaxaca after I had finished my time in Chiapas. I had considered heading to the Yucatan, but the word from other travelers who had just come from that way was that it was even hotter than Palenque. That was enough to convince me to skip it (for this trip). So I decided to head to Oaxaca, home of the mole (that's "mo-lay" like the sauce, not the blind, burrowing rodent). The bus ride from Palenque to Oaxaca was an 18 hour tour de force that included a 2 hour stopover in San Cristobal (which I wisely utilized to get some more shopping done in SCC's fantastic shops). I arrived in Oaxaca at around 8am, and after the long bus ride and long walk to my hostel, I rewarded myself with a shower, followed by a lazy stroll around the Zocalo and the surrounding streets. I was tempted to take a nap as I hadn't really slept on the bus, but nothing beats travel weariness like hitting the pavement and becoming absorbed in a newly found market. Luckily I managed to find quite a bustling market just south of the Zocalo. At this point, I still hadn't found the tourist office, so I was without a map which made my find even more fortuitous. Although it wasn't a large market, it was vibrant and alive, even on a Thursday morning. The first vendors to greet me as I stepped in were trying to get me to by some Chapulines. Ah, finally! I had heard so much about Oaxaca's delicacy: grasshoppers fried with chili, lime and salt. I declined to break my fast on roast grasshopper but vowed to return. I settled into a comfortable booth at a breakfast vendor and had a nice quesadilla made with local quesillo, Oaxaca's version of string cheese, and flor de calabasa (yes, really pumpkin flowers). I can't say it was that good, but it wasn't bad either. The pumpkin flowers didn't add much taste to the quesadilla, but that might have been because I used alot of salsa. I washed down my food with a drink called atole. And this wasn't just any atole, it was chocolate atole, and it was awesome! Atole is a traditional drink found in many parts of mexico. It is basically made by cooking corn meal, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla and sometimes chocolate. I've had it served thickly, almost like porridge, but in this case, it was pretty thin, and it's often served in a bowl. This became my morning ritual in Oaxaca: meander down to some street vendor and have a bowl (or three) of atole and a honking big quesadilla. (In the picture you can see the comales that they use to heat the tortillas and quesadillas, and on the table, the dark green ceramic vase is the container for the atole)


My first day trip in Oaxaca was to visit the Zapotec ruins of Monte Alban. From the perspective of the structures themselves, the ruins were not that impressive. It was the location of the ruins atop a large hill overlooking the valleys in Oaxaca that was the real highlight. Monte Alban was the capital of the Zapotec region which domintated the Oaxacan highlands, and was inhabited from approximately 400BC to 900AD. The site includes several pyramid like structures, an astronomical observatory and a ball court, which is a common feature to almost all pre-Columbian cities (although the exact nature of the game changes from culture to culture, it's interesting that the games between locations are more similar than they are different, an indication of how much interaction there was between all the cultures of Mesoamerica).


While I was in Oaxaca, other than visiting Monte Alban, I neglected most of my tourist duties and didn't see many of the sites that are listed in guidebooks. But I happily filled three full days with little more than urban hiking and exploring the city's impressive markets. The Mercado Abastos located just to the southwest of the city center must be the largest market I've ever seen. Supposedly, Saturday is the biggest day for the market, which was when I went. When I arrived, I found a cluster of vendors that had some items for sale that I was interested in. But I decided to wait since I didn't want to buy anything before I had really had a chance to look around. After about 2 hours of looking around, I decided to go back to those original vendors for my purchase. But it took me 2 more hours just to find them! That's how big the market is. It didn't help that they aisles between stalls are no more than 4 feet wide and packed with so many people that you can't see more thatn 30 feet in any one direction. What a dizzying array of leather goods, kitchen utensils, pirated music, unknown fruits of grotesque shape and shocking colors (including no less than 5 varieties of mango), shoes, meat, live animals... whatever you can imagine, it was there. I wish I had had the guts to take pictures, but I felt a little wierd about snapping photos there. The whole four hours I was there, I was one of only two gringos amid the thousands of vendors and patrons. I felt that if I took pictures it would be like I was making a spectacle of the people and I didn't want to show any disrespect. I'm sure most people would not have had a problem with it, but in those kind of situations I prefer to tread lightly.



So there is this one street south of the Zocalo, Avenida 20 de Noviembre, which has more than half a dozen chocolate shops where you can witness them make the chocolate right in front of you. In fact, they make it to order. You select how much vanilla, cinnamon, almonds, and sugar you want. Then they weigh out the ingredients and grind it into a silky, heavenly paste right in front of you. Wow. It really was like heaven. Of course there are tons of free samples. I've never had fresh chocolate before, and all I can say is... I think I skipped lunch that day, I had so many samples. Many of the people buying the chocolate will use it for use in the mole sauce, or for making atole. They also had packed chocolate of different varieties that is best used for hot chocolate. Don't worry, I am bringing plenty home. Almost 4 kilos worth! I wish I could have brought some of the fresh chocolate home, but I doubt it would get through customs.




My last day in Oaxaca I witnessed something that needs a little backstory. The most important tourism festival in Oaxaca every year is the Guelaguetza, which is a festival celebrating the folk dance and music of the region over a several day period. It's a big deal, and it's big money for the city. However, there have been complaints over the recent years that it's really only the rich people in Oaxaca that benefit from the festival, which isn't really true, but it is true that the tickets are expensive, about $40 US, which is prohibitively expensive for many working class Mexicans. Also, from what I've heard, none of the revenue from the festival goes to any of the indigenous communities around Oaxaca, from which these dances and music largely come. All this has led to a tense situation lately. Maybe you remember last year there were riots in Oaxaca when more than 100,000 school teachers went on strike and the government used police force to quell the demonstrations. Violence broke out and I think 5 people died. I'm not sure exactly how this is related to the protests over the Guelaguetza, but I think the organization APPO (La Asamblea Popular de los Pueblos de Oaxaca) had organized much of the protests last year, and APPO seemed to be behind the Guelaguetza protest this year, but it's hard for me to be sure. Anyway, the government sponsored Guelaguetza is scheduled to be performed this coming weekend. Not to be outdone, an alternative populist Guelaguetza was also organized by the activists and was peformed this past weekend, while I was in Oaxaca. I stumbled onto the Zocalo on Monday morning just as the opening dances were winding down. Shortly thereafter, all the musicians, dancers and spectators marched through the downtown and were headed for the Cerro del Fortin where there is an ampitheatre where the real production was going to be held. All in all, I would estimate that there were 10,000 people or more marching through the streets, music and political chants blaring. I decided it would be fun to tag along, so I joined the marching throng. When the march was close to the destination, they were forbidden passage through the final street by the police. This didn't bode well, but I hung around for a while anyway, because I wanted to see the dancing. I got bored after about 30 minutes of waiting around, and I could tell the crowd was getting restless. I later found out that it was in that exact location where trouble broke out. Three city buses were set on fire, and the police tear gassed the crowd. Although no one was killed from what I heard, it sounded like a scary situation. In a way, I wish I would have stayed. It would have made some great pictures. In that last picture you can see the procession all the way back to the Zocalo where the trees are in the distance. This was only about half of the people in the streets. It was an impressive site.


Before I left town, I couldn't resist the urge to purchase some textiles. I went to a shop called MARO (for Mujeres Artesanas de las Regiones de Oaxaca, which means Women Artisans of the Regions of Oaxaca). It is a cooperative store in which women from the surrounding villages can come and sell their artisan crafts directly to shoppers. This is a better system for them, because they can cut out the costs of the middleman. The prices won't be any cheaper for the consumer, in fact they might be a little more expensive because they are less willing to bargain at this store (as opposed to the street vendors and vendors in the markets, where haggling is fully expected). But the upside for the consumer is the knowledge all the money is going directly to the artesans themselves, and in my case, I got to meet the woman who actually wove the textiles I was admiring. I went into the store with steadfast determination to only buy a single small rug. Anyone who knows me though, knows how hard it is for me to make a decision, especially one that involves money. The short of it is, I walked out with two rugs, both larger than I originally wanted. I just couldn't pass them up, they were both so beautiful. It was really special to talk to the woman who made them, and she even gave me a nice little discount because I couldn't decide between the two. She even offered to show me how she uses the loom (called a Telar) to work her magic. She was so cute. After I took the picture she asked me if I could send her a copy. I said sure and asked for her email, but she just looked at me puzzled and said she didn't have email. So she gave me her rural address in her village. I'm sure it won't be cheap to send her a photo, but she was so eager to see herself in the picture on my digital camera, it will be so worth it to send it to her.

Jungle Boogie

After the fresh highland climate of San Cristobal, I decided to head into the fringe of the jungle to see some Mayan ruins. Palenque was my first stop, and is considered one of the most important archeological sites in the Mayan world. The first thing that one notices when getting off the bus in Palenque town is how freaking hot it is. Whew. Even though it was about 10pm when I arrived, I immediately burst into a full body sweat. Somehow I managed to get a good night's sleep in a dank hotel room that had no AC. There was a fan that had only one speed - scary fast - which sounded like a Cesna engine. But it did the job. Early the next morning I checked into a hotel in the jungle (Maya Bell) and hit the ruins early. The first thing I noticed when I arrived at Maya Bell was the jungle sounds. Birds were screeching, cicadas were chirping, but above it all was the roar of Howler Monkeys. They were so loud it sounded like they were right overhead, though their calls can carry for more than a mile.



The ruins at Palenque are expansive and impressive. The grounds are beautifully landscaped and you have the sense that the excavated sites were literally carved out of the jungle canopy. The Temple of Inscriptions is the largest excavated structure on the grounds and dominates the main plaza. It is the burial site of Pakal, Palenque's most powerful ruler. It is also unfortunately the only structure that we couldn't climb. One thing to keep in mind when viewing the pictures of the ruins is that when they were constructed, they were covered in a white limestone plaster and intricate and ornate patterns were painted in red all over the exterior of the structures.



Later that day, I booked a trip to visit two other Mayan sites deep in the jungle, Yaxchilan and Bonampak. The first site Yaxchilan is particularly impressive because of its location. We had to take a 45 minute boat ride to reach the site. The Usumacinta River is a natural border between Guatemala and Mexico and Yaxchilan is located right on the river's bank. Like Palenque it is a fairly large site, and only a fraction has been excavated. Yaxchilan stands out as a Mayan site due to the impressive roof combs many of the structures had, including the main temple at the Grand Acropolis. Many of the building have fantastically preserved stellae and bas-relief carvings. While exploring the Grand Acropolis, I even caught a glimpse of some spider monkeys eating some fruit in a nearby tree. Yaxchilan was a center of power in the Usumacinta Province for almost 400 years before was abandoned sometime around 900 AD.



Our final stop for the day was Bonampak, a smaller site than the previous two, but important for the murals that have been preserved inside some of the buildings. Like Yaxchilan, the location of the ruins are as impressive as the ruins themselves. It's hard not to feel a little like Indiana Jones as you are walking among towering trees, hanging vines and come upon a crumbling temple, half-buried by jungle growth. Bonampak is notable because of the size of many of the stellae found on the site. Stellae are carved pieces of limestone which depict important events in a the city's history, or the ruler's life. Much of what is known about Mayan history has been uncovered through careful reading of the stellae. Some of the stellae located at Bonampak are over 20 feet tall and contain richly carved depictions of Mayan kings.



My final day in the jungle included a guided hike through the jungle to observe wildlife. The most impressive of all the trees in the jungle is the Ceiba tree. The Ceiba was particularly important to the Mayan religion as it symbolized the link between the three worlds, the underworld, the middle earth and the land of the gods. The tree in the picture is estimated to be about 700 years old. While on our hike, we saw countless waterfalls and crossed several streams on rickety "fallen log" bridges. As a welcome reward for our arduous hike, we stopped at a beatiful stream, in between a series of cascades and had a nice long swim. Although we didn't spot any monkeys as I had hoped, it was a very worthwhile hike. Several times I heard the distinctive clatter of the toucan, but we never caught a glimpse. Part of the problem is that the jungle canopy is so dense, it's hard to see for any great distance.

Natural Wonders of Chiapas

I feel like I say this about every place I write about, but... I really love this place. No really. Chiapas is different than any other state I've visited in Mexico so far, environmentally and culturally. Although there are indigenous populations throughout Mexico, Chiapas is probably the heart of Mexico´s indigenous people. It was in Chiapas (in San Cristobal in fact) that the Zapatista rebellion started in 1994. The indigenous people organized and formed armed guerilla groups that took control of some of the towns in this state, including San Cristobal. They were fighting for more freedom, better representation and basic human rights like access to health care and education. The central issue to the EZLN (the Zapatista National Liberation Army) though was that they wanted more autonomy, more control over the land they live on, and the ability to govern themselves according to their own beliefs and customs.


The indigenous people here are of Mayan descent, and in culture and appearance are very similiar to the indigenous people of Guatemala. In fact, to me they are almost indistinguishable. One of the key points the Zapatista leaders made was that the colonization and subjugation of the indigenous people of Mexico began 500 years ago with the arrival of the Spanish, but for them it is still happening. They face constant pressure to give up their values, beliefs and traditional way of life as they become ever marginalized and left behind in modern Mexico. The Zapatista uprising brought these issues to the international stage. I only remember a little bit from when it was making news; since I was in college at the time, I was probably a little too self absorbed to really pay much attention to it though. The armed conflict between the Mexican government and the Zapatistas came to a close in about 2002, when various peace accords were finally ratified, giving the indigenous people much more autonomy within their own communities. It should be mentioned though, that after the initial year of uprising, by far the majority of the armed conflict was waged on the part of the Mexican government. The EZLN always strived the achieve a dignified peace through dissemintaion of information and involvement of the civil international community. After the accords in 2001, however the governments plans did little or nothing to address the staggering poverty and poor services that these communities continue to struggle with. I'm writing about this because I visited two of these indigenous villages this week, and their stories really made an impression on me.

First we visited the town of San Juan Chamula, which is inhabited by the indigenous Tzotzil Maya people. The town enjoys unique autonomous status within Mexico, which means the Mexican government must ask permission to meddle in their affairs. No outside police or military are allowed in the village. When we arrived, we were given strict instructions about when and how we are permitted to take pictures. Like many indigenous people, they believe that having their picture taken results in them losing part of their soul. As such, we were told not to take pictures of anyone close up without asking permission, and no pictures are allowed under any circumstances inside buildings of religious or political importance.



We visited a church, where they practiced a very unique blend of Catholicism and Mayan religions. When Chamula gained it's autonomy, the local priest (who was not indigenous) was kicked out, and they have since ran the church themselves. There aren't priests as we would think of them, but citizens take yearly turns to act as caretakers of the church and perform basic services for the people. There are no scheduled masses, but rather the church is a place on constant religious practice. From the outside, the church resembled a typical colonial church, but inside, it couldn't have been more different. The entire floor was covered with fresh pine needles, which gave it a fantastic fresh smell. Three of the walls were lined with glass altars containing various Saints in the Catholic tradition. When we visited there there about 30 people spread throughout the church kneeling on the floor (there are no pews or tables to speak of) praying at the various altars, or receiving medical and/or spiritual care. The holy men were attending the people, giving out candles, which the people burn on the floor (always in multiples of 3) according to their needs and prayers. Some of them brought eggs and even a chicken. These are used in healing ceremonies which the healers perform right there. I'm sure you can guess what happens to the chicken. Well, the priest (for lack of a better word) takes the chicken by the legs and passes it over the body of the person with the ailment. From what I understand, usually the chicken is used to treat injuries from accidents or ailments with sudden onset. As the chicken passes over the body, it is said to be absorbing the bad energies or spirits that are afflicting the person. When the procedure is complete, the priest breaks the neck of the bird, and then will bury it at the site that the injury or illness first occurred. In addition to this metaphysical sort of healing, the healers also administer more traditional methods, including application of poulstices of herbs, salts, fats and lemon juice for a cold for example. One of the other strange things I noticed while in the church was that all of the parishioners had a carbonated beverage of some sort. For some reason (no one seems to know exactly why, for sure), carbonated beverages, especially Coca-Cola and Pepsi, are believed to be help the cleansing of the spirit. (From what I could tell, this wasn't just an evil marketing ploy on the part of the softdrink makers). I really wish I could have taken some pictures inside the church, because my feeble words can't begin to describe what it was like. I felt very priviledged to have been allowed to witness it.




The second village we visited was Zinacantan. In Zinacantan, we also visited the town church, which was strikingly different. There were no pine needles on the floor, and it resembled a more traditional catholic church, though with the same abundance of altars and candles. After the church, we visited a family of textile weavers to see how a typical family lives. In many indigenous communities, women hold a position of prestige and power that is surprising. In most of the indigenous Mayan world, the communities each have a distinct identity, which is in part represented by the traditional clothes they wear. Each community has a specific pattern that identifies them as being from that particular community. For example, the women of Zinacantan all wear black cotton skirts with modest floral patterns embroidered near the waist. Their shirts are of a simple pattern (sometimes striped, sometimes plain with flowers), but most of the women adorn themselves with beautifully embroidered shawls of black, purple, green and iridescent blue. The women who maintain the traditional arts of weaving their unique intricate fabrics are especially revered. We were able to observe the matron of the family preparing fresh tortillas, which we were able to sample with a paste made from dried pumpkin seeds and homemade salsa. It was so good. I never would have thought a tortilla with pumpkin seeds would be so delicious. As a snack, we were served what appeared to be small black toasted seeds. Turned out they were huge ants that had been toasted on the 'comal' (used to cook the tortillas). I tried one, and I have to admit it was pretty good. It had a unique nutty taste, and was very crunchy. We washed our food down with posh, a sort of moonshine made from corn. Not so good. After, we were able to observe one of the young girls working the handloom and purchase some of their handiwork. It's so amazing to see the end product and see how little technology goes into their fabrication. And that they are using the same methods and traditions passed down over hundreds if not thousands of years.




After we arrived back in San Cristobal, I was left with such a sense of pride the people have. They live relatively simple lives, and they want to keep it that way. Sure, their lives are polluted by the inevitable machinations of modernity (many people in the towns have cars and cellphones), but for the most part they want to live in their communities, care for their families, live off the land, and hold on to their heritage. After seeing it all upclose, the bloody rebellion that took place not even 20 years ago, seemed to make a whole lot more sense. These are people who just want to be left alone to live their lives as they see fit, and in many ways they are no more Mexican than I am.

Moved on.... to Chiapas

It was with heavy heart that I left Guanajuato. I became really close to alot of people there, including the Mexican family I stayed with, other students in La Escuela Mexicana (my language school) and several of the teachers there as well. (Photo included of my favorite teachers and some of my classmates, as well as me and Jeff posing in front of our family's house) It seems that no matter how long I stay somewhere, I always end up leaving without having done everything I wanted to do. I guess that is all the more reason to go back someday. I definitely plan on returning to Guanajuato in the future. But it was time to move on.

My next desination was to be San Cristobal de las Casas, the cultural heart of Chiapas, in the south of Mexico. But getting there from Guanajuato was not so easy. So as to avoid a hellishly long bus trip (about 20 hours from Guanajuato), I took a bus to Mexico City where I booked a cheap flight into Tuxtla Guiterrez, about an hour outside of San Cristobal
I ended up staying overnight in Mexico City in order to take the early flight on Sunday morning. I ended up oversleeping a little on Sunday and was in a bit of a rush to catch my flight. If everything went smoothly, I'd arrive at the airport about 50 minutes before my flight (but when does everything go smoothly when you need it to?). I grabbed a quick shower, scarfed the complimentary breakfast and hoofed it to the nearest metro station (but not before making a quick stop at an ATM, which would prove to be a fateful decision).


For a Sunday morning, the subway was surprisingly busy, and my route to the airport would require me to take four different lines. The first time I switched subway lines, I was waiting with a crowd of people to get on the green line. The usual mad rush ensued when the train came to a stop and the doors to the train car opened. Right when I stepped onto the subway car, a middle aged guy sort of stopped right in front of me, rather than continue to the opposite (open part) of the car. I thought this odd at the time, especially since he was blocking my way (me being much encumbered with my large backpack and my smaller one slung over the front of me) and everyone was pushing me from behind to get on the train before the doors closed.
Even stranger, he didn't seem to be bothered that me and everyone else was pushing him from behind. After three or four seconds of this, he finally gave way and I slid past and took a position a little further away. I was a little stressed because I was worried about not making my flight. As I got off three stops later to switch to another line, I went to reach into my pocket to check the time on my cell phone. I discovered that my shorts pocket was unzipped, which was a bit surprising, since I -always- keep it zipped to protect my cell phone and loose change. When I reached in to get my cell phone, I realized that my wallet was gone. Ugghh! I panicked, not really knowing what happened. Then I realized, that the commotion when I boarded the last train was just a diversion to occupy me for a few seconds while some deft thief unzipped my shorts pocket and took the wallet. I was cursing myself for not having returned my wallet to my backpack (after having just taken cash out from the ATM), as I usually do, but in my rush I had put it off. I was so disappointed with myself for being careless and allowing myself to be taken advantage of. So I was faced with a decision: do I continue with my trip and go to the airport, or do I stay in Mexico City and try to sort everything out? My cavalier side got the better of me and I decided to forge ahead and have faith that everything would work out. I was able to get a hold of Matthew, who saved me and canceled my two credit cards that I lost, but I was still without a means to get any more cash (since I had lost my debit card... which in my haste, I hadn't returned to my passport wallet which I keep buried in my small backpack). I have to admit I did have a little trepidation to get on a flight with only 22 pesos (2 bucks) in my pocket and no real way to get any more cash. But it has all worked out (or is working itself out as we speak). When I arrived in Tuxtla Guiterrez, I bummed a ride to San Cristobal in a taxi with two other travelers (thanks Dave and Stacey!). When I arrived, I pleaded with the owner of a hostel to have mercy on me and let me have a room on credit until I could get my situation straightened out. I was starting to get nervous when I had visited my 10th ATM machine in town, none of which would accept my single remaining credit card, and American Express (curse you Amex!).
I finally found a bank that had a Western Union office within, and what's more, it was open on a Sunday afternoon. I was able to get a hold of my parents, who of course graciously bailed their precious son out of trouble (thanks Mom and Dad!). So all is well for the moment, and now I'm just anticipating the arrival of my replacement ATM card. It will probably be a minor miracle if it arrives to such a remote destination, but if you're an unweary traveler, sometimes you have to believe in minor miracles to make it through tough times without getting too stressed out. I'd like to close this entry by saying that this incident of being robbed on the metro -in no way- has changed my feeling of safety while traveling in Mexico. It happened because I was careless and made a mistake, not because traveling in Mexico is unsafe. The same scene could have happened (and I'm sure has happened) in New York, Los Angeles, or London. Although, with my newly honed mad language skillz, I feel the need to rant in spanish: ¡Pinche chilango! En serio, aquel chavo me hacía güey, pero a menos no me metió chingadazos... (sorry for the foul language)

So far, I really like San Cristobal. It's a beautiful colonial city, and reminds me alot of Antigua, Guatemala with the exception that San Cristobal is a bit less polished and much bigger. Like Antigua, it's laid out on a perfect grid pattern, with cobblestone streets. One or two story shops, painted in vibrant colors make up the central part of the city, which is ringed by lush, verdant mountains. There's even a heavy afternoon downpour everyday. All it lacks is the shadow of a huge volcano looming over the city, and it would be Antigua. I should be here most of the week, so stay tuned.

Belated Tidings

Sorry dear readers for the tardy entry, but the fact is I haven't written anything lately because there hasn't really been much to report. My spanish school has been keeping me sufficiently busy that I haven't had much time to sight-see or anything anything like that.

The language school is going ok, it's not coming as fast as I would like, but that's probably because I was overly optimistic and had unrealistic expectations. I'm pretty impatient when it comes to learning new things and learning a language is not like learning a concrete science (which is what I'm used to) where you can overcome obstacles just by brute force and sheer stubborness. That being said, I think it is going well, well enough that I've decided to stay another week.

After the first few days, I requested to stay with a local family as I felt the "all English speaking" environment of a hostel wasn't the best option for language immersion. The family I'm staying with is really nice, and is composed of folks from three different generations, including the 9 month old granddaughter Daphne, who is adorable. Alot of my evenings are spent playing dominoes or cards with the kids and parents, which is really helpful in my learning. I have to admit that at first I was nervous about staying with a family, because really, who knows what they might be like? When the director of my school told me he had found me a family, he told me: "they are really nice, but they are a humble family." I wasn't sure exactly what he was getting at and he really seemed to be emphasizing the "humble" part. I imagined myself sharing a pile of straw with two goats and Faustino, the senile grandfather, and having to use a tin pail as a latrine. However, the reality was that they seem to be just an average middle class family. The house is large, if modestly furnished and decorated. The matron of the family is very friendly, if a little overbearing and insistent (but then again, she is a latin mother after all). I have my own private bedroom and bathroom. The only inconvenience so far has been that the pilot light on the hot water heater goes out when it rains really hard (it's located on the roof for some reason). But other than that my stay has been really comfortable.

Last week, we had some new students arrive at the house. Although I don't have any funny stories to tell about my in-class experiences, I'll relate a few that Jeff, a spanish language beginner, told me. In one of his classes the students were talking about their family and were practicing using descriptive phrases to describe them. When describing his wife, Jeff quickly exhausted the easy ones like "short", "pretty", etc.. and thought to throw out another adjective to describe his wife. Since he has a goatee, and was trying to keep the mood light and humorous, it made sense to him to say his wife had no facial hair. But given his limited vocabulary, what he actually said in spanish was "My wife is clean shaven". The reaction of the teacher was all he needed to know that what he said wasn't exactly what he meant. (I'll leave it to your imaginations to figure it out). Earlier today he was talking at the breakfast table and he was trying to say something about that he liked to bathe or wash stuff (I'm really not sure what he was getting at), but what he, in fact, said was "I give pleasure to myself when I wash". Ah, the pitfalls of learning a new language. There's never a dull moment.

The first two pictures I took are from a lookoutpoint on a hill high above the city where there is the monument to El Pipila, the brave miner who helped jumpstart La Independencia. It offers a great panorama of the entire city. In the center you can see the triangular shaped park which serves as a central point in the city for wandering musicians, outdoor cafes, and people just out for a walk. The statue itself is interesting and a little Stalin-esque (the meek lower class miner transformed into the well muscled hero shining light upon the masses). The caption below the statue is great: "Aun hay otras alhondigas por incender..." which translates to "there are still other alhondigas to burn..." (alhondiga was the granary type building he set fire to, which served as a fortified position for the spanish imperialists when the locals rose up against them).

The third picture is of a massive parade that came through town where hundred of dancers and drummers were on exhibition. This photo shows some "folklorico" dancers in Aztec atire, with a few cute kids joining the throng.

The fourth picture was shot from inside the "triangular shaped" garden shown in the first picture. I still can't figure out how they get the tops of the trees so perfectly shorn flat. The last picture is of my favorite plaza in the city, the Plaza San Fernando, which is lined by modest restaurants and is a popular meeting place for locals and tourists alike. Last night, a beautiful dance was held in the large cobblestone square in the center of the plaza. Eleven or twelve couples were dancing to various latin beats, such as son, cumbia, cha cha, and salsa. The great part is that they were all older (the youngest was probably around 55 or so). And they all danced so beautiful and were incredibly nimble and vivacious. I'll post some pictures next time, as only Jeff had his camera when we were there watching.

Bound for the mainland

These first few pictures I had to include because they are pretty cool. The first two are of beautiful moonrises we had in Mulege. The first one I took while Nate and Matthew were on a night dive at Punta Prieta, and I stayed surface side to provide support. The second one we took from the upper deck of Pancho Villa's; you can see the moon rising behind the lighthouse. (I should mention that I couldn't quite get the picture to turn, but relied on Matthew to use his superior photography skills to capture this image... and I haven't yet found a computer with Photoshop to take out the telephone line in the foreground). The third picture is a drawing that Emilia's brother, Isaac, made for me. In it, he chronicles the epic day of fishing that Roan, Jens and I had. He drew every animal that we saw on that day: a family of Dorado, a Sailfish, a Marlin, a Whale, some Dolphin, a Turtle, and that thing that looks like a devilish sperm is meant to be a Manta Ray... he also threw in a starfish for good measure. For a young kid, he is a very good artist. Also, remember that you can click on each picture too see a larger version.

Although I was originally planning on leaving on Monday, Emilia cajoled me into staying until Wednesday, which was my birthday. Although I'm not usually one to enjoy celebrating my birthday, especially in my advancing years, I was sort of relieved not to have to spend it on a bus, a plane and then another bus (as was my original plan). The Buckovecs/Villavicencio family (the owner's of Pancho Villa's Restaurant) were sort of like a second family for me when I was living in Mulege during the winter. The matron of the family, Yolanda, made me an awesome birthday dinner of beef arrachera (a tasty sauce mostly made of chiles) and mashed potatoes (yum!). To top it off, Emilia's sister Lucy made me a pinapple pie to take with me. She is an awesome baker and this unusual pie was no exception (though it was a bit burdensome to travel with, without reducing it to pineapple crumble). Late that night I took the night bus to La Paz, and then caught the early flight to Queretaro, where I would take my final bus to Guanajuato

Guanajuato is where I am enrolled in a Spanish study program for a few weeks. As I was flying into Queretaro, I noticed that the airport was well outside of town. When I landed, I was determined not to take a taxi from the airport to the bus station, as taxis in Mexico tend to be very expensive. I was disappointed not to find a generic bus or collectivo service from the airport to the city. Not to be discouraged, I discovered that there was a public bus stop a 15 minute walk from the airport. I was assured every bus that would stop could take me to the Queretaro town center. After waiting for over an hour, two buses had passed, and neither was going anywhere near Queretaro. Since it was pretty hot, I decided I was getting on the next bus no matter what. So I did, and therefore had a better chance to chat with the bus driver to figure out how to get into town. It wasn't that hard really, but certainly not intuitive. He dropped me off at a small town about five minutes away where buses run to Queretaro every ten minutes. It only took me two hours, but I made it downtown, and saved probably a whopping 5 bucks in the process. But that's travel, huh?

That evening I rolled into Guanajuato, and was immediately enchanted by the small town nestled in a valley of rolling mountains. The town is all winding cobblestone streets curving sharply up or down around the next hill. There isn't a straight road in the entire city. The town, which was made a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 1988, is a testament to the wealth this region produced during the 18th century when this region of Mexico was one of the largest producers of silver in the world. In fact at one time the Valencia mine here in Guanajuato produced 20% of the silver mined in this hemisphere. The history of wealth is evident in the beautifully maintained colonial buildings, and the baroque and churrigueresque (sp?) churches, and many parks. The parks are gorgeous, green and lush and filled with people strolling by or just enjoying the cool mountain weather.
The music of crooning mariachi bands fills the Jardin de la Union, where musicians court the patrons at the park's outdoor cafes and restaurants. There are so many people out and about each evening, which I think is partly due to the fact that Guanajuato is a popular tourist destination (if only a small one), but also due to the fact that it´s a university town which is home to about 20,000 students (a sizeable portion of the 80,000 or so who call Guanajuato home).

The Bounty of the Sea of Cortez

Even though I hadn't originally planned on visiting Baja during this trip, it made sense for me to come back to Mulege since Matthew and Nate would be here, as well as my two German, er, I mean Danish friends Roan and Jens. It was a nice relaxing week, with almost everyday spent in or on the water, and the evenings spent playing cribbage and dice with friends. I went on several scuba dives with the guys and Roan, Jens and I went on a sportfishing trip on Sunday. Another highlight of being back was visiting with my local friends at Pancho Villa's and El Patron, two of my favorite places in the world to relax and have a nice meal near the beach.

Our final scuba dive trip was a special visit to the Island of Santa Iñes Norte, where there is a sea lion rookery most of the year. We were hoping to get to dive and snorkel with the sea lions a little bit, and we weren't disappointed. I was surprised at how big the larger males were, and how gracefully they moved under the water, performing spins and flips with the greatest of ease.

We were considering booking a fishing trip for the following day, but Jens and Roan were a little hesitant because of a bad experience they'd just had with a fishing trip in Mazatlan. They got shut out on that trip... they had fish on the line, but couldn't land them. They were leary of spending another whole day without catching anything. I don't know anything about the fishing in Mazatlan, but the fishing here is near legendary for a small town, and the captain we were referred to came highly recommended, so I felt sure we would have a good day on the water.

We met our captain Jose Luis, known to everyone as "Niño", at 6 am on Sunday at the dock. Still bleary eyed, we loaded our gear into his boat and set off for Punta Prieta to catch some live bait. We spent about 15 minutes jigging in shallow water and caught about five or six small fish each, enough to satisfy Niño. I told Jens and Roan that at least they now could say they caught some fish in Mexico. So we headed off into deeper waters, and after 30 minutes or so we passed Punta Concepcion where there was a commercial fishing boat stringing out a long net into the waters near the mouth of the bay. After we passed the boat, we saw in quick succession a pair of whales (humpback or possibly cey whales) a few hundred meters from the boat, a large pod of dolphins swimming east, and a couple of manta rays swimming on the surface about 50 meters from the boat. We took this as a good sign of things to come. Not five minutes after we saw the mantas, we saw something else in the water, but much closer, maybe only 50 feet from the boat. It appeared to be a swordfish floating on top of the water. All that was visible was his dorsal fin and the "sword" of his nose. The captain excitedly steered the boat in his direction and strung up a live fish onto a reel and tossed the bait right in front of the marlin. I had actually assumed the fish was dead since I'd never seen a fish just sit on top of the water without moving like that. Unfortunately though, he didn't seem to be hungry as he didn't take the bait despite repeated attempts, and eventually swam off. After this, Niño strung up a rod and reel with a lure, for each of us and we trolled them off the back of the boat as we sought deeper waters. About 10 minutes later, there was a huge bite on Roan's reel. None of us were really sure what to do, but Roan picked up his rod and began to fight. Immediately a huge marlin burst from the water's surface and tossed his head as he fought to shake the lure. Despite Roan's valiant attempt to reel him in, the marlin had successfully shaken himself free of the hook. Although it was a big disappointment to lose the fish, it was also very encouraging since we hadn't been on the water that long. Not much longer, we spotted a sailfish on the surface exactly as the marlin was before. Again, we were unable to get it to bite, but it was still so cool to see the huge sailfin protruding from the water's glassy surface. We continued to motor out into deeper water and we approached a distance of about 10 miles from shore which is where the Dorado roam, a prized gamefish reknown for their beauty and delicious taste. Over the course of the next three or four hours, the three of us landed eight beautiful Dorado, many of which were extremely large and fierce fish. One of the ones that Roan caught was a monster that jumped repeatedly, followed by several dives to deep depth. All the fish were eventually brought on board and we were assured a great feast for that evening. On the long way back to shore (we had reached distances of close to 30 miles offshore in our pursuit of the Dorado), we spotted another group of breaching whales, another pod of dolphins, a sea turtle and the best of all were the acrobatic eagle rays that would explode from the surface and perform backflips and other aerial feats. Buoyed by a successful day, we enjoyed a beer on the long trip back and marveled at the beauty of the Dorado. I was truly amazed at how beautiful the fish are. When they are swimming in the water, they appear to change color from brilliant gold, to emerald green, then to blue and back again. When we reached shore, we gave two of the fish to Niño, four to Pancho Villa's restaurant and two to El Patron's restaurant. The fish we gifted to Yolanda at Pancho's bought us a big discount on a huge Dorado dinner that night. It was one of the best tasting fish I've ever had, probably made more delicious knowing we'd caught it that day. I should mention that, as proud as we were, we had no delusions that we'd caught the fish due to any skill of our own. All our success is completely due to the knowledge and skill of our captain who knew just where to stalk the Dorado in the vast offshore stretches of the Sea of Cortez. This point was underscored when we docked and another boat that had been out Dorado fishing had come up completely empty handed. Yep, all credit to Niño. What an epic fishing trip! And not only because of the fish that we caught. It was so cool to see whales, dolphins, manta rays, eagle rays, marlin, sailfish, and a turtle all in the same day.

As I write this, Roan and Jens just walked out the door to catch the bus to Loreto and continue their trip. I'm really glad they decided to come to Mulege on my recommendation as that was one of the reasons I came here as well. I'm bummed to see them go, because some of the best moments of my trip so far has been shared with them. I wish them well in the rest of their trip and hope to see them again soon. That's both the blessing and the curse of traveling: you meet great people who become really good friends, but it's only fleeting as you eventually have to say goodbye. Well, Roan and Jens... good luck and Rød grød med fl­øde!

Guadalajara

On Thursday, May 24, I took a bus to Guadalajara. The tourist literature will tell you it's the most Mexican of cities, and after having visited it for several days I still can't really say what that means. But it is a nice city, and the 3rd largest in Mexico, I think.

Guadalajara has some great parks, especially in the historical center and people really make the most out of them at all times of the day. They were a great place to people watch. One evening in one of the plazas, a group of guys were putting on a breakdancing show. There was a group of about five drummers and several dancers who performed some incredibly acrobatic feats including one guys who did the "run up the side of the wall into a backflip" trick which was really cool to see. Even though there is alot of culture and history in Guadalajara, I felt like I visited all the major sites in two days including seeing some of the coolest murals by Jose Clemente Orozco, including part of his Apocalypse mural (photo included of the "Burning Man" which is painted in the underside of the museum's dome).

One of the highlights was a visit to a huge urban market, supposedly the largest of its kind in the country. Every manner of fruit, vegetable, spice, herb, medicine, trinket and clothing was for sale there. There was a huge section devoted to the butchers who had every conceivable piece of cows and pigs on display, including whole heads (with and without skin), feet, stomachs, tongues and a tail or two. There were so many kinds of fruit I'd never seen before. I wanted to try it all, but I settled for a mango, a banana, and a glass of cane juice pressed straight from sugar cane... it was so sweet I could only finish half of it.

Another attraction on the tourist circuit for visitors to Guadalajara is a tequila tour. The town of Tequila is the birthplace of the drink made from the blue agave plant, and I took a tour with a group from my hostel. The first hour of the tour was devoted to learning about the agave plant and the methods of extracting the flavor from the "piña" (the heart of the agave) and the distillation. The rest of the day was devoted to sampling several varieties of tequila. Many of them are quite good and the two distilleries we visited both had strikingly different tastes.

After a few days in Guadalajara, I decided it was time to head back to Baja, where I had planned to catch up with some Danish guys I met in Mexico City, and also to visit Matthew and Nate who were going to be visiting for the week. A quick flight from Guadalajara and a bus from La Paz brought me to Mulege on Sunday. I've been here all week and will provide another update soon of what the five of us have been up to... (it's been a fun week).

I'll post some more pictures later, since I'm having difficulty uploading them right now.

Teotihuacan and La Virgen de Guadalupe

On Monday, I booked a tour to see the pyrimids at Teotihuacan, a site about 30 minutes from Mexico City. The tour seemed like a good deal since it included a visit to the shrine of La Virgen de Guadalupe, a visit to an artesan shop where they make obsidian handicrafts, and a tour of Tlateloco which was part of the original Aztec capital of Tenochtitlan.

Our first stop of the day was to the Plaza of The Three Cultures, which is situated on the ruins of the Aztec city of Tlateloco. It is also the site of one of the first churches built in Mexico City, Santiago de Tlateloco. It´s called the Three Cultures plaza because it incorporates a ruin of an Aztec temple, a church of the Spanish colonional conquest, and the headquarters of the Secretary of Foreign Affairs which represents modern Mexico, a mix of the two previous cultures. It´s easy to notice that the colonial church looks to be built of the same exact material as the Aztec temple, which is in fact true. What better way to conquer and oppress a people than to tear down their temples and use the raw materials to build your own? Imperialism at its finest (that one´s for you Annie!). We were given a sobering history lesson about what happened on October 2, 1968. This day was 10 days before the opening ceremonies of the Summer Olympics games in Mexico City. Students and many others numbering nearly 15,000 marched peacefully from Mexico City´s center to the plaza at Tlateloco to protest government corruption, lack of free speech and other social problems. While the protesters were gathered in the square, plain-clothes military personnel took up positions within the crowd and other military personnel took up positions around the perimeter of the square. Sometime during the night, near dawn the order was given to open fire on the crowd. Until this day, the exactly number of dead is not known but estimated to be from the hundreds to the thousands. Immediately following the massacre, the event was covered up, the plaza was cleaned of blood and the media and the rest of the world never knew anything had happened. Ten days later, the opening ceremonies were held in the exact same place where the stone-paved plaza is still pockmarked with bullet holes to this day. Allegedly the VP of Mexico, Luis Echeverria wanted the protesters dealt with swiftly in order to prevent embarassment the protesters might cause to the country in that time of international scrutiny. Indeed. It took almost 30 years for much of the truth to come to light and a formal investigation to be held. I got the chills standing in that plaza, looking at the plaque that memorializes the dead and the arrangement of empty flagpoles that were used during the Olympic ceremonies. Scary stuff.

After that we visited what is undoubtedly the holiest place in the Western Hemisphere, the shrine to the Virgin of Guadalupe. It is impossible to understand Mexico without understanding the role the Virgin of Guadalupe plays in peoples´ lives. The story of the Virgin is this (from Wikipedia):

"According to the first accounts of the Guadalupan apparition, during a walk from his village to the city on December 9, 1531, Juan Diego saw a vision of the Virgin Mary at the Hill of Tepeyac. Speaking in Nahuatl (the Aztec language), Guadalupe said to build an abbey on the site, but when Juan Diego spoke to the Spanish bishop, Fray Juan de Zumárraga, the prelate asked for a miraculous sign. So the Virgin told Juan Diego to gather flowers from the hill, even though it was winter, when normally nothing bloomed. He found Spanish roses, gathered them on his tilma, and presented these to the bishop. When the roses fell from it an icon of the Guadalupe remained imprinted on the cloth."

So we were able to walk right beneath the image of La Virgen and snap photos from a moving walkway. This is one of the first places here I´ve taken pictures where there weren´t "No Flash" signs everywhere. Our guide informed us that the Catholic Church´s stance is that the image is the result of a miracle, and so ordinary light does not have the power to cause the colors in the image to fade. Indeed, the colors in the image are incredibly vivid for a "painting" (or whatever it is) that is almost 500 years old and been subject to the cameras of nearly 20 million visitors a year. The two basilicas on site are accompanied by a beautiful park situated on the hill of Tepeyac where Juan Diego had his vision. When hearing the story of Juan Diego and the Virgin, regardless whether the story is true or not, I can´t help but think of what an incredibly ingenious way to bring the Catholic religion to the indigenous people of Mexico, by having an indigenous Aztec man bear witness to a miracle which eventually would solidify the Catholic church´s influence in the country (at nearly 90%, Mexico is one of the most Catholic countries in the world). It should also be noted that the indigenous people didn´t completely give up their own religion. There are aspects of Mexican Catholicism that are very different from Roman Catholicism and are the result of the Aztecs incorporating certain beliefs and iconography into creating their own brand of the Catholic faith.

Our next stop in the tour takes us even futher back in time, even before the Aztecs, to the ancient city of Teotihuacan. We first stopped at an artesan shop run by the Martinez family, right outside the ruins. We got cultural lessons in how various things can be made from the Maguey (Agave) plant. Paper, thread, dye, and three types of fermented drinks (Tequila, Mezcal, and Pulque). Our tour included free samples of each, and yes, someone did take the sample of Mezcal with the worm in it. Apparently in Mezcal, the worm is not just a gimmick, but actually imparts something to the flavor of the drink. The artesan shop had some beautiful obsidian handicrafts that they make onsite, and also some tacky Mexican trinkets as well (see the picture of Roan).

The city of Teotihuacan itself was actually not as impressive as I had imagined it would be. I guess it´s not fair of me to always be comparing ancient ruins to the Tikal ruins in Guatemala, one of the most expansive and best preserved ruins in the whole world. However, the Pyramid of the Sun and the Pyramid of the Moon were quite awe inspiring, espeically considering that the inhabitants of Teotihuacan had only themselves to move the stones (no beasts of burden to help). The tops of the pyramids offer some beautiful views.

Additions to the website

For everyone who keeps asking me where I am, I've created a little sidebar to the right. Since I don't post everyday, I'll at least try to keep updated everyday exactly where I am and where I'm off to next. Also dear readers, you remember that you can make fun at me or yell at me or blow me kisses, or whatever, in a comment at the end of each blog entry.

Lucha Libre

As promised, here is a writeup about my Friday night excursion to the Lucha Libre. To be honest though, I'm not sure what to write, because really how can I hope to capture in words what needs to be seen to be appreciated. I went to the Lucha Libre as part of an organized excursion courtesy of the hostel. Seven other brave souls went with us, including our "guide". Before we left, we went to a private lounge in the hostel and were served tequilas and beer, which were included in the price of the excursion. I guess the liquor was meant to warm us up and make us more pliable to an evening of Mexican wrestling. Well, it really wasn't needed as you shall see. The stadium was a typical stadium, holding about 10,000 people. The place was about 75% full, surprisingly enough... Isaac, our guide, said that people from all classes come to the matches, and there are often celebrities in attendance as well. Well, the way the Lucha Libre works is there are two teams, the Rudos (the "Rudes") or the bad guys, and the Tecnicos which are the good guys. There are typically 4-5 matches per night, with each match between the Rudos and Tecnicos being between teams of 3-5 combatants. Each match gets progressively more exciting as the teams and fighters are of higher caliber and of greater popularity. On the way to the match, Isaac taught us some various vulgar taunts and phrases that we were expected to hurl at the combatants (and possibly each other) at various times throughout the night. I won't go into detail here, but most of them made some reference to the other person's mother. He also taught us a special "whistle" which meant that your mother is a whore. Naturally we all had a great time trying to do that whistling sound, which wasn't that easy actually. So we took our seat and began hurling insults before the match even began. The matches took place in a boxing ring, with contestants entering the arena through a very elaborate entrance complete with lights, smoke and dramatic music. Most of the fighters wore the masks which are the signature of the Lucha Libre. The masks are apparently a throwback to when the league first got started in the 50's and the fighters wore masks to protect their identity because they all had typical day jobs and were ashamed to be involved in the Lucha Libre. An early highlight of the evening was when we discovered that one of the matches was to feature women combatants. Ok, let me say right now, that when you are in a foreign place, among a foreign culture, there are definitely certain barriers of good taste which are easier to knock down in the name of cultural immersion and exploration. What I'm trying to say is that I was whooping and hollering for the female fighters as much as anyone, and I'm not embarrassed about it. Ok maybe a little. But wait, it gets worse. The third match of the evening was a bout of 3 versus 3. Well, I should say 3.5 versus 3. The Rudos team had a midget, oops, I mean a little person, on their team as well. What made it even more ridiculous is that he was dressed in what appeared to be a purple furry monkey suit with a black mask. He didn't do a whole lot during the fight, except for shout and taunt the other team when they were being pinned to the ground until.... One of the Tecnicos got thrown out of the ring, and his Rudo adversary body slammed him on the ground outside of the ring. All of a sudden, the little purple monkey scaled the ropes of the ring and delivered a crushing body slam to the hapless Tecnico, no doubt stunned by this doubly bad turn of events. The crowd went crazy when the little guy nailed the Tecnico.
For the most part the crowd had been on the side of the Tecnicos (good guys) as is only fitting, but they really threw their support behind the little purple monkey. But then again, who wouldn't root for the midget in that scenario? Again, I was caught up in the emotional swell of the crowd and cheered as loudly as anyone else. Sitting here writing this up, it's hard to imagine me condoning the involvement of a little person in such a freakshow, but I gotta say I was really rooting for the little guy. And not just because he was in a monkey suit either. So by the third match or so, the matches began to take on a not so subtle pattern. At the beginning of the match, the Rudos would always gain a quick upper hand, which would send the crowd into a murmuring anger. Then the Tecnicos would by means of superior skill, slowly begin to overcome and beat down the bad guys. This would whip up the excitement in the arena. But the Rudos weren't to be counted out... usually by means of cheating or trickery (boy those judges are stupid) the Rudos would gang up on the Tecnicos and it would appear the Tecnicos were almost finished. By now the crowd is simmering in a rage of disbelief. But in the moment when it seemed like the Rudos would finally finish of the Tecnicos, the Tecnicos called on some secret well of strength and overcome to the odds to put the Rudos out of commission. This miraculous turn of events sent the crowd to their feet in a burst of cheering and applause. Of the five matches of the night, four of them went this way. The Rudos actually did win one of them, and I suppose it must be so. Even though the Lucha Libre clearly began as a working class fantasy of the common man to be able to rise above evil and corruption, even in the face of despair and defeat, I suppose that the bad guys have to win occasionally in order to sustain the suspension of disbelief which makes the matches so enthralling. On the way out of the arena, a bunch of us bought some really cool masks. When we got back to the hostel, we staged a brief fake fight among four or five of us while wearing the masks. One of the Danish guys with us however, got more than he bargained for. A portly youth who happened to be hanging around the hostel decided to wrestle with the unsuspecting Dane in earnest. The Danish guy, Jens, went along with it goodnaturedly, until the kid managed to tackle him to the ground, and poor Jens didn't see it coming. The kid, who'd clearly eaten too many gorditas in his day, laid a full body slam on Jens, who can't be more than 140lbs soaking wet. We had a good laugh about that. So there you have it: I cheered for midgets in monkey suits, pugilistic women in tights, and muscled men in masks and speedos. All in all, it was a fantastic evening of utter nonsense.